My Thoughts of this Lucky Rabbit Foot Myth

Now look, I’m a bun who loves a good story, especially anything magical, but this myth goes TOO far people! I don’t care if you think my paw means I’m a witch &/or that it’ll protect you (were witches ever really that lucky? make it make sense bun-friends) or any other reason why it might bring you luck…I’m telling you…don’t even TOUCH my paw, let alone think about snatching it from me!!

The real luck is if a human touches a bunny’s hind paw & doesn’t get thumped on the spot, hmph. I mean the bun-dacity of people nowadays…instead let’s search for luck in pretty rainbows and leave the bunny paws to the bunnies of the world, ok? We need them to hop, binky, sneak into off limits areas, climb, run, and thump #thankyounext